(Nerd) Lunch Special: Bulletproof Coffee


Bulletproof coffee is something I first heard about on Twitter from our friend Steve from Food Junk. I found the concept instantly intriguing, but was too lazy to do anything about it right away. When I finally did ask Steve about it and learned that he hadn’t tried it firsthand, I knew we had to make this a mission… for SCIENCE and THE INTERNET! We both survived, so be sure to check out Steve’s experience over at Food Junk.

The promoters of bulletproof coffee bill it as a kind of superfood, but let’s be honest, the novelty is that it replaces milk or cream with butter. That’s right, knocking back a couple cups of bulletproof coffee also means drinking a quarter stick of butter. I made some alterations to my recipe, but rest assured that I was enjoying a big mug of butter at the end of this.

Ingredients
A Holy Trinity

Coffee The original recipe advocates specific coffee types that are less likely to contain mold and toxins. To steal a line from PLee, “I like coffee, even when it’s bad.” With discerning taste like that, splurging on a bag of Starbuck’s was as far as I was willing to go.
Oil The original recipe includes some special medium chain fatty acid oil that you can order from The Bulletproof Exec’s web site. Um, no thanks. A little bit of chemistry knowledge and some research revealed coconut oil to be a reasonable substitute. Eight dollars and one trip to my local food mart later, I had what I needed.

Butter
Unsalted, grass fed butter is recommended in the original recipe. Somehow I couldn’t track down a package of Kerrygold in time to brew my first batch and rolled with the Land O’ Lakes lady that’s been buttering my toast for decades now. I was able to make up a second batch using Kerrygold butter later on, though I didn’t notice a huge difference in taste.
Sugar There is no sugar in the original recipe, but I always take sugar in my coffee and wasn’t about to stop now.

Putting It All TogetherHmmm... doesn't look good
  1. Brew up 2 cups of coffee.
  2. Pour the coffee, 2 tablespoons of coconut oil, 2 tablespoons of butter (1/4 of a stick), and (in my case) 2 teaspoons of sugar into the blender.
  3. Blend until everything is well combined and has a frothy head.  NOTE: Hot liquid expands A LOT when blended, so hang on to the lid. I’ve watched enough Food Network to have heard that warning many times, but even I was surprised by the force.
  4. Enjoy!

The Verdict
IMG_6515Heaven help me, but I loved bulletproof coffee. The final product was incredibly rich and creamy which isn’t too surprising given the amount of fat in a mugful. What did surprise me was that it didn’t taste like butter at all, but similar to coffee with a heavy dose of good cream. The need to drag out of the blender will probably keep me from making it regularly, but I will definitely by blend up a batch from time to time. I highly recommend bulletproof coffee for coffee hounds who want to try something different or work on their Man of Steel pose.

6 comments:

Robert said...

Sounds good yet artery clogging. I wonder if any coffee joints will start doing this? Maybe some already do?

Jeeg said...

Coconut oil is supposed to be good for you, Robert, so I'm sure it's all fine.

It looks like "buttered coffee" is a thing at some coffeehouses out there, though I've never seen it on a menu during my travels around the Midwest. Seems like it would be a great drink special gimmick.

foodjunk said...

Excellent review sir. I enjoyed the experiment thoroughly. I think we're ahead of the curve. In two years, buttered coffee will be at every Starbucks. Just wait.

Paxton said...

Well done. I'm still trying to convince Steph to try it. She's almost on board. The coconut oil isn't a big deal either, our Winn-Dixie carries it and Steph has several other recipes she can use it for.

I still plan on trying this one.

Pax

Ben Franke said...

You can get it for cheap at this site under the FOODS button!
They sell that awesome MCT Oil as well!

https://www.onnit.com/?a_aid=Solstice

DP_Thinker said...

Arteries are clogged because of carbs and sugar. The clogging is a symptom of inflammation, and fat is not the cause. I suggest you watch fathead for more info.

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